What you get when you forget to promote your milonga

2009, March 26

You find yourself with

6 musicians

1 singer

4 (stage) dancers

1 guy for the sound and lights

and… 14 customers only. Such a big effort for such a small reward.

One hour later when the orchestra left, some customers did as well and the milonga switched from quite empty to very very empty. There remained an old couple, a younger one (tourists) and a local tanguero who duly stole the female tourist. With only two couples on the floor it was easy to notice the style differences. The older couple was doing short, rythmic steps, sometimes moving backwards, doing funny things when the music was funny, pauses etc. With a powerful comp it would have been possible to recalculate the partitura from their dancing. On the other side, and to remain in the world of comps, it was more like

While {there is music} do

walk

walk

walk

walk

move the woman around you

repeat loop

No pauses, no changes whatsoever, same length of the steps, same speed. Nice posture admittedly, walking perfectly on the beat, always staying on the outer edge of the floor. A teacher wouldn’t find anything to criticize. As on onlooker though I couldn’t help thinking that there was not much life here. Maybe a tango robot. Insert coin. Or maybe he was preparing for some Dance-on-DiSarli contest.

After one last dance, in cayengue style, the old couple left too. Sometimes your lead is confusing, she told him, with this new hip prosthesis that you have.

By the way this was my last milonga in BsAs, with a perfectly round and clean grand total of zero dances. The closest I ever came remains  Villa Malcolm, last year.

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3 Responses to “What you get when you forget to promote your milonga”

  1. jaime said

    In all this time you were in BsAs, you had exactly 0 dances????

  2. tangobeginner said

    lol no, I mean zero in all my visits in BsAs.
    I do get dances, but either the girl is not a local, or we’ve been introduced beforehand by a common friend, or the invite wasn’t issued via the cabeceo, or it was in a practica…

  3. Captain Jep said

    What’s wrong with those dances? Dont they “count”? Shame though that the locals dont wear blue and white football shirts – then they’d be easier to pick out 🙂

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